i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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