Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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