I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
