sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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