Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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