I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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