office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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