So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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