It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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