Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
accomplished twins. life is a go
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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