i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
