I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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