Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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