Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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