Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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