He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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