Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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