Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize