afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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