I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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