jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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