Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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