i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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