You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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