Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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