its not stalking. its research.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
