What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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