Non-Jews are for practice
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No subtext here. People are naked.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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