does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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