Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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