ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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