im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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