We won't sleep together?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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