Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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