I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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