I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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