You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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