Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I love having hate sex.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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