no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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