i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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