Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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