Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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