But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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