it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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That's how twitter works, right?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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