the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.