My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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