Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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