This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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