love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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