I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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