I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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