scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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