It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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