This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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