Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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