Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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